Saturday, 23 April 2011

the easter buuny

I have a little bunny
Smudge is his name
he loves to sit and watch my type
and look for Tiggy on line

he can be a little so and so
and knock he bedding
to the floor
the food dish is up side down
and food all over the place

he has a ball
that he throws
a egg box
that we just laugh
as he picks it up
and has a chew
than he puts it
on his head

Smudge is my Easter bunny
i love him very much
he can be very funny
and love to jump about

he lets you take
his photos
when he want you to
and if he don't
he hides away for you

Tuesday, 19 April 2011

creativechris: Oakley Hall Chapter 2

creativechris: Oakley Hall Chapter 2: "Chapter 2 Christine got up the next day and Spooky her dog and the other dogs followed her around the house and than all the cats joined in..."

Oakley Hall Chapter 2

Chapter 2

Christine got up the next day and Spooky her dog and the other dogs followed her around the house and than all the cats joined in as she went and checked the rooms her friends where using the staff had made the beds up and put clean towels and gifts sets in the bathrooms, home made candles where in the holders and each friend had a different one to what they like
Ruth had one the shape of a man penis that smelt of man
Anna had one of a tech head and looked like Dinky
Carol had a relaxing pink rose one
Yvonne had one the shape of lavender
Janet had one that was made to look like James May
Gillie had one that was made to look like a box of paints
The gift sets and candles where made at one of the local craft shops and Christine was sure that her friends will love walking around it and seeing all the new things
Each room would have a basket of fresh fruit and flowers on Saturday before there got there

Christine was just going down stairs when her phone rang
“Hello Chrissie”
“Hello Gillie everything is ready for Saturday” 
“That what I am phoning about could we come a day early as we have everything covered this end?”
“Yes of cause you can Anna and Ruth will be here Saturday morning as I have a car picking them up at the airport”
“Who have you got picking them up?”
“Matt and he is new and very good looking plus I have the Rolls Royce back so they won’t know what hit them”
“We have not met him yet have we as I know you had one called Jamie and he was cute?”


“Still have Jamie but he is busy on Saturday doing a wedding in the village and he is using the open top Rolls or he would have picked them up, you get to met Matt when you come”
“That good will we get the Rolls as well. As we are all going to met up and than travel the last bit together”
“Yes you will and I will make sure you have the Rolls just let me know what time you get here so I can make sure he at the station for you”
“Thanks we can’t wait have we got the room we had last time?”
“Yes the rest of the room are all done now and I have the go ahead to open in the New Year, plus I have loads of conferences booked so I am going to be very busy”
“Not to busy for our trips to London I hope?”
“No I will still have my trips to London and I have a load of new books in the library”
“What ones have you got?”
 “A load for the states that we can’t get over here spent the last 2 weeks putting everything in the right order”
“OCD that what you have”
“No I don’t just like things in order”
“We will let you know what time we get in on Friday and we can’t wait, better go the boss has just come in,”
“Bye Gillie and blow him a kiss from me”
“Bye Chrissie and it not that boss it the ugly one”
With that the phone went dead

Christine went down to her office and phoned the village to ask for four flowers and fruit baskets to come on Friday, which there said they would do.

Christine went and did a load of paper work and than spent the rest of the morning interview people for the conference centre and booking rooms as she had loads to do with the rest of the estate.

Found a nice man called Adam and he could start in a week time, he was very high in his last job but the city air was not doing his asthma any good.

Christine showed him the room that he would live in as it was above the garages and showed him round the hall and told him a bit about the history of the hall

Christine than spent the afternoon phoning all the people that did not make it though the interview,

Betty brought Christine some sandwiches and the menu for the next week when her friends where here.
  
Betty had lefted the evening meal blank as she knew that Ruth loved to cook and had got loads of food in ready

Christine thanked Betty and than went back to work she really did need a PA now that her Uncle had gone.

Christine wiped her eyes as thinking of Uncle made her cry and she knew he would not like her to be up set he had a good life and the heart attack was something he knew he would have one day as he eat all the wrong food, drink far to much when he had people round and smoked to much, but he would never listen to anyone even the doctors

Christine was all ways telling him of for the drinking and smoking and he did cut them right down, but he would still eat junk food on top of what he had at the hall as was seen many times in town eating fish and chips or burgers. 

I wish I was brave

I wish I was brave
But I am not
I can go to doctors
I can go to hospital
I have surgery awake
on my own

I wish I was Brave
But I am not
I go to London
Flew to Canada
Have days out
On my own

I wish I was brave
But I am not
The tooth is hurting
The dentist it needed
But I am not Brave
For the dentist to see
The tooth that hurts

I know I will have to go
And be brave
I know
So help me brave Lord
for the dentist i need


christine bonner

Monday, 18 April 2011

Oakley Hall

                                         Oakley hall
                                             Chapter 1
Oakley Hall was a big 40 bed room mansion in the middle of the country side. The gardens had trees from all over the world and was open to the public every day by Christmas Day
In the grounds are rescued wild life and a pet zoo, along with a big aviary that house owls and other birds of prey that people could see. The lake had loads of ducks, swans and geese and the local people walked there dogs round the lake and would feed them. The woods around the estate is full of old Oak, Ash, Fir Trees, Beech and a few others>
The farms near by is all part of the estate and on the farm there have a centre where people can visit and see them making cheese, and other things One of the farms has a water mill and it makes flour so people can buy it there is also a craft shop and café.

Christine love living at the hall and had lived there since she was 5 years old when her Uncle took her in after her mum and dad dumped her as there did not want children so her uncle adopted her and Christine became the lady of the house

Sadly her uncle died a few months ago and Christine had been finding it very hard but everyone on the estate helped out and there all said good bye to a great man. Christine had been helping run the estate for the last few years and had a degree in business management, the hall was going to become a conference centre and the people could stay at the hall.
The plans had been passed and it would all be up and running for the New Year

Christine had six friends coming to stay for a week and she was looking forward to it, Janet, Gillie, Yvonne, Carol, Anna and Ruth or as her Uncle called the seven of them the Girls Murder Club and they had done a few murder weekends at the hall which Christine’s Uncle loved as he like to be the killer or the person who was killed, the whole estate would get involved and one of the small business helped when there did the chocolate killer as it supplied all the chocolate and every one had fun.
Christine went round all the estate each day checking to see if everything
was all right, and Marc who farm made the cheese came out to see her and
said that there had made a new cheese and would Christine like to try some, Christine loved cheese and was all ways trying out the new ones that the farm shop sold. They sell loads of them and had a website where people from all over the world could buy them,

“Marc that is lovely I can taste Cranberry in it”
“Yes we had so many cranberry this year so we made the cheese with it have sold a load all ready on the website” Marc said “And I hear that Tim is sell sausages  on the internet and that he has different things in the meat”
“Yes took me long enough to get him to do it as the local shops can only sell so much”
“I am glad he is doing it and I hear the Girls Murder Club is together for a week”
“Yes but we are all having fun but we are going to look for clues in the hidden tunnels and we may mind a few ghost”
“In your dreams you may find a few cobwebs”
“Very funny Marc and if we do find a ghost I will ring you first to check you are not playing a trick on us”
“Would I do a thing like that to you and your friends?”
“So it was not you the dropped the fake blood down Ruth’s front?”
“Yes all right it was me but Ruth loved the help cleaning it up”
“I will see you tomorrow Marc and my friends will be here at the weekend so can we have some cheese please”
“Would you like the chocolate cheese or the cranberry one that looks like blood?”
“Just send any cheese up I am sure we will all enjoy them”
“Tell Ruth if she needs help I am about”
“Is that right Marc” Linda his wife said “Hello Christine did you like the new cheese?”
“Yes it was lovely and I hear you have loads of orders for your cheese this year?”
“Yes thanks to you and what you have done for all of us”
“If I am not about leave it with Betty my house keeper and leave a bill so I can pay you”
“OK we will but we will do staff discount on it” Marc said
“That’s Ok” Christine said and with that she went off on her rounds

Christine went and visited everyone and said that next week she would not be round much has her friends where staying for a week.
But if there needed her she can be contacted on her phone.

Christine got back and did some paper work and ordered some more supplies for the cafés and postcards for the gift shop as she had taken a load of new ones and was waiting for them to come back from the printers along with the ones that there sell all ready’

Debbie makes a lot of the birthday cards and she had not been well the last few weeks and was now home resting and was told not to do any lifting so Christine got some flowers and went round to see her

“Christine what are you doing here when you have those lovely friends of your coming at the weekend”
“Debbie I am here to make sure you are not doing any thing you should not be doing, plus I have got you craft stuff for your card making so that will stop you getting bored”
“You been talking to the old man as he went out not long before you came”
“Yes I have and Pete had some shopping to do so I said I would stay with you till he gets back”
“You are worse than that Uncle of yours, I miss him loads even if he did interfere with my health, and so what are you and your friends doing for the week”
“Well we are going to see a friend that don’t do as she told and hopefully she has made some cards by than”
“Ha-ha very funny but what are the Girls Murder Club up to”
“We are going to check out the secret rooms and hidden corridors in the Hall”
“I miss all the fun and you don’t have secret rooms in that place, but the hidden corridors I have heard off, smugglers used them in the late 1800’s and early 1900’s so you may find some treasures”
“More like spiders and rats if you ask me, but wouldn’t it be fun if we found a skeleton in the tunnels”
“You read far to many books about murder”
“Yes I do and I love reading them and you never complain when I lend them to you”

“Sound as if the old man back and yes I will do some cards for you as I have nothing else to do, but let me know what you find”
“I will now you rest and I will pop in again before my friends come”
With that Christine said goodbye to Debbie and Pete and went back to the Hall and to do more paper work and phone calls.